Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Why Did The Banana And The Orange Cross The Road?

Apparently to escape the confines of the lunch they must have been part of.

Like something out of the produce production of "The Sound of Music" they left behind their comfy life under Nazi oppression and fled.

Unfortunately, they made their great escape on the road that leads to my office building and because of the slow moving cabbie who was looking for an address I couldn't swerve and I turned the Captain and Maria into baby food.

That may be the most convincing argument for Lean Cuisines I have ever seen.

~ The Office Scribe

1 comment:

Travis said...

I am so lost right now.

But yeah.

I hope you find your fruits.