I am so freaking tired today. Why? Because the bitch I slept with last night kept me up. And by bitch I mean the lab/pitbull mix named Sadie who lives at my mom's house.
Nothing quite like an hour and a half commute with 40 miles spent behind a pickup with Truck Nutz.
The mold on the splashguard might be an indication that I need to wash my Nalgeen on a more regular basis.
The adhesive strips I remove from UPS envelopes remind me of those from feminine hygiene products which is why after a busy shipping day my cubicle looks like a girls dorm bathroom two months into the semester after everyone's cycles have synced up.
The perfect accessory to a pair of lichen colored cords is a giant latte stain. I never would have considered this look had the person at Starbucks not properly snapped the lid on my iced latte. Thank you random coffee jockey for making my ensemble that much more interesting.
~ The Office Scribe
Cleanin' out my closet
3 weeks ago