I'm like 90% sure that Starbucks has my house bugged and knows that I am going to get a Flat White before I do. That is the only explanation for the barista handing me my drink at the drive thru before I even paid.
I don't think the world really needs more than 3 colors of highlighters. I will let you all decide which colors we keep.
If you leave me a message, then send me an email, and get mad when I reply to the email instead of calling then why did you bother to send the email?
If you haven't seen "Kong: Skull Island" I highly suggest you do, if not for the giant Ape, then for the performance by John C Reilly and the most amazing soundtrack.
I'm doing a Polar Plunge on Saturday dressed as Batman if you need another reason to be jealous of me.
Sunburns, hang ups, and paper mouths
1 month ago