In what I can only assume was a gesture of kindness one of my co-workers someone dumped about a dozen or so packages of flavored coffee into the regular coffee drawer.
Um, not so much. I walked into the break room in my usual a.m. haze, grabbed the regular occfee pot, poured a cup and took a sip of something that didn't taste like to rust removing black tar stuff I was used to consuming. In fact, it smelled more like the dumpster of a Cinabon than coffee.
"I think there's something wrong with the coffee," I said to another employee who was making a cup of tea.
"Someone probably just made one of the specialty kinds," she replied.
Sure enough, when I looked in the trash there was an empty packet of Tiramisu flavored coffee.
If I want my Tiramisu drinkable, I'll chuck it in a blender with a fifth of Khalua like a normal person thank you very much.
And why the regular coffee pot? Next time mess with the decaf drinkers. They are much less likely to shank you with a letter opener for mesing with their brew.
~ The Office Scribe
* Get your minds out of the gutter. As you can see, the shocker had nothing to do with the, um, hand gesture...
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