I think there should be a work mandate that no one can talk to me on a Monday until after I have been at my desk for an hour. Think about it. I've just come back from two days where I gave no thought to work. I haven't had my coffee. I haven't check my voicemail. I haven't read through my e-mails. How do you expect me to answer your questions within five minutes of walking in the door?
I was accused of being telepathic today because I knew someone wanted something from the printer. This could be because over the past 3 weeks I have watched every episode of Heroes ever made. But it's more likely that I was at the printer and saw a piece of paper come out with their name on it and thought I would be nice.
The electric stapler is broken again and no one will own up to it. This is why we can't have nice things people.
Today was a rough day. I knew because my computer mouse kept trying to hang itself by jumping off my desk. I would not have been surprise to see "Brooks Was Here" scratched into the edge of my desk.
I barely left my desk today which means I was either really busy or super lazy. I suspect one of these two reasons is also why I only had one cup of coffee today.
~ The Office Scribe
Sunburns, hang ups, and paper mouths
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