Manic Monday #19

I think there should be a work mandate that no one can talk to me on a Monday until after I have been at my desk for an hour.  Think about it.  I've just come back from two days where I gave no thought to work. I haven't had my coffee.  I haven't check my voicemail.  I haven't read through my e-mails.  How do you expect me to answer your questions within five minutes of walking in the door?

I was accused of being telepathic today because I knew someone wanted something from the printer.  This could be because over the past 3 weeks I have watched every episode of Heroes ever made.  But it's more likely that I was at the printer and saw a piece of paper come out with their name on it and thought I would be nice.  

The electric stapler is broken again and no one will own up to it.  This is why we can't have nice things people.

Today was a rough day.  I knew because my computer mouse kept trying to hang itself by jumping off my desk.  I would not have been surprise to see "Brooks Was Here" scratched into the edge of my desk.

I barely left my desk today which means I was either really busy or super lazy.  I suspect one of these two reasons is also why I only had one cup of coffee today.

~ The Office Scribe