Something tells me my fellow employees were not overjoyed at having to return to the office today. And that something was the deafening silence that lasted throughout the morning and into the afternoon.
The best part of starting a new year in the office is seeing all the new calendars go up. Today I hung my cupcake themed page-a-day which has 365 recipes for cupcakes and muffins. Here's to hoping no one's New Year's resolution was to eat less baked goods.
I make coffee at work at least a few times a week and today was the first day I noticed that when it starts it sounds like a rocket ship blasting into space.
Today I told a coworker that my mind is perpetually in the gutter. Her response: "That's what I like about you."
Fun Fact: The adhesive on a Band Aid is strong enough to pull nail polish off. Guess how I found this out?
I'm convinced the cleaning crew is stealing my paper clips and selling them on the black market. How else can you explain the constant lack of paper clips?
~ The Office Scribe
Cleanin' out my closet
1 month ago