Thursday, January 28, 2010

She's Like Santa - Only Scarier...

She sees you when you're sleeping.

She knows when you're awake.

She knows if your sitting at your desk, seconds away from banging your head into your desk repeatedly until the blissful embrace of unconsciousness takes you away because the one thing you need to finish today isn't getting done.

Who is this mystery woman?

Oprah


I had a coworker who used to subscribe to Oprah's many newsletters on her work account.  Not something I condone, but hey, I write an entire blog about work.  So who am I to judge.  Anywho, this co-worker moved to a warmer climate (smart girl) and when she did, we had all her e-mails forwarded to my account.

When I started to notice the Oprah e-mails, I started unsubscribing from them.

That was almost 10 months ago.  And they are still coming.

Ready for the second blog post to give you chills in as many days?

The one that popped up today, just as I was about to throw a chair through a window and follow it down three stories, had this as a headline:

HAVE YOU HIT A ROADBLOCK IN YOUR JOB?

(((shudder)))

How the hell did she know?

~ The Office Scribe

10 comments:

A Vapid Blonde said...

Having a tad of a meltdown on my own side of things here...good luck my friend...good luck!

Travis said...

She's the ninja we all want to be...

The Office Scribe said...

AVB - Yeah, I was getting that as I read all your tweets this evening.

Travis - I totally did not read that as "ninja"...

A Vapid Blonde said...

I am so not one to hide...

TS Hendrik said...

Spooky...
Hey I wonder if she and Santa focused on each other at the same time, would their heads explode?

Chris said...

Can you block the address from your computer? Unsubbing doesn't always work.

And you SHOULD know that Oprah is everywhere...LOL!

Ed Adams said...

Oprah knows all. She's like the big black Yoda.

Daffy said...

Thanks for the pic of Oprah....I will have nightmares all weekend.

It's a full moon...zombies come out to play right?

The Office Scribe said...

I think werewolves wait for full moons.

Zombies are 24/7 party animals.

shopgirl101 said...

And today is her birthday! Happy b-day, Oprah!