Well this isn't the 1980's anymore and for the three years I have worked in an office I have never seen an ounce of Booger Sugar anywhere nor has anyone offered me a toot. So I think I can safely assume that the drug of choice in my office isn't imported in the abdomens of drug mules from Colombia.
Nor do I even think the drug of choice is cigarettes. Out of the approximately 150 employees that work with me I think I can only name about 7-10 that I see smoking outside on a regular basis.
So what does the normal office worker do to put that bounce in their step?
Chug copious amounts of caffeine until the computer screen blurs into a collage of colors, thus making the spreadsheets just that much more interesting to look at.
My personal "drug" of choice?
Coffee before noon followed by Diet Coke. On Friday's I start the day off with a Venti Quad non Fat Latte.
Oh yeah, when I come home I crash on my couch like I just ran a marathon. Who knew working in an office could be so exhausting?
~ The Office Scribe