Wednesday, March 25, 2009

The Parking Lot Equivalent of Crop Circles

I believe that life from distant planets is trying to communicate with my office building. No, there haven’t been any weird objects spotted in the skies overhead. Nor has anyone been abducted from my company. (Unless the whole layoff thing was a complicated scheme helmed by said aliens…)

But extraterrestrials are the only explanation I have found that would explain why the hell there are rocks on the top of the parking deck where I park. And I am not talking small pebbles that would fall off a tire. These are like those decorative river rocks that people use to landscape around bushes.


There are dozens of them and not a stick of landscaping around that they could have rolled from. They also just happen to appear a few days ago, so it wasn’t like a snow plow deposited them while clearing the parking deck since it is roughly 50 degrees outside and we haven’t had snow in like a month.

So attention all you little green men out there. Feel free to contact me directly at TheOfficeScribe@yahoo.com instead of leaving cryptic stones lying about like the British or the characters in the newly released Nicholas Cage move “Knowing”.

I’ll be happy to answer any questions you have about earthlings and the goings-on in office buildings.

~The Office Scribe

2 comments:

David said...

Now that is some weird sh!t.

On the upside, maybe you can bag them up and sell them to the neighbors for their lawn projects.
In this economy, a few extra dollars always come in handy.

Pierce said...

They may not be rocks at all, think about it, they are probably devices that looks like rocks, but actually that is an entire community, who are trying to take over the building and the people in it.



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