Sugar is mainly consumed in the following forms:
- Candy from the candy shoebox on my desk
- Mountain Dew
- Candy from the giant bag in HR
- Candy from front desk
- Birthday cookies
I have seen more Tootsie Rolls eaten in the past month than in the previous 27 years of my life.
Salt is mainly consumed in the following forms:
- Pretzels from the container from Menards (seriously - the best pretzels in the world)
- Potato Chips
- Morton Salt Pellets for your water softener
- Barnyard Salt licks
The greatest invention we have found is the chocolate covered pretzel or salted carmels.
Why this strange diet?
It is what is eaten when people are too busy to take a proper lunch, have headaches due to the weather, and have to answer illogical questions.
When we have a coronary/diabetic attack no one should be surprised.
~ The Office Scribe
Don't like this diet? I accept salads by mail.