Sugar is mainly consumed in the following forms:
- Candy from the candy shoebox on my desk
- Mountain Dew
- Candy from the giant bag in HR
- Cupcakes
- Candy from front desk
- Birthday cookies
I have seen more Tootsie Rolls eaten in the past month than in the previous 27 years of my life.
Salt is mainly consumed in the following forms:
- Pretzels from the container from Menards (seriously - the best pretzels in the world)
- Fritos
- Potato Chips
- Morton Salt Pellets for your water softener
- Barnyard Salt licks
The greatest invention we have found is the chocolate covered pretzel or salted carmels.
Why this strange diet?
It is what is eaten when people are too busy to take a proper lunch, have headaches due to the weather, and have to answer illogical questions.
When we have a coronary/diabetic attack no one should be surprised.
~ The Office Scribe
Don't like this diet? I accept salads by mail.
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Most people at my job eat their lunch from the candy dish at the front desk. As I said in my post the other day, our receptionist is going to blow that thing up sooner or later.
Cool diet, I wouldn´t complain. I hope you guys have a good dental insurance though.
I plan on letting my teeth rot because I mean, soon the government will pay for all our medical expenses just like the British, and I mean, they have....
Oh crap. My grill is going to look like Prince Charles', isn't it?
The best thing ever invented is kettle corn. I'm not sure if it's a PA thing or if everyone has it, but it's salty and sweet and is DEEEElicious. You don't need other food if you have that!!
Too funny. Thought it was only my office. To raise money for the local 5k Walk for Wellness we had a brownie bake off.
Does it actually help with those weather headaches? If so, I'm sooo going to have try that diet. Sounds really good to me.
I'm afraid any diet devoid of caffeine is simply unacceptable...
I don't drink coffee in the morning, I just have a can of mountain dew. lol =)
The diet isn't devoid of caffeine. What do you think MtnDew is? Though I heard they are making a caffeine free version - why? No Clue.
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