There is nothing else on earth that smells like a BandAid.
If you don't call until the end of the day why are you surprised when the person you are trying to reach is no longer there. People do not often just sit around waiting for you to call.
People who go to the bathroom at the same time everyday are a mystery to me. How can your life be that scheduled? Do you follow this routine at home on the weekends or does it just apply to the office?
Thanks to a co-worker I've had various Beatles songs stuck in my head today. But I guess it could be worse. I had a conversation about Beyonce today.
Seriously, what is that beeping? It isn't happening enough for it to be something low on batteries so what is it? Robots?