Vending Machine FAIL: All I wanted was a Snickers bar because I was having a serious chocolate jones and what did the vending machine give me? A weird package of strawberry fruit snacks with peanuts mixed in. What if I were allergic to peanuts? Wait, then I guess the Snickers bar would have killed me too.
Never mix the powder non-dairy creamer with the liquid non-dairy creamer. They are mortal enemies who don't mix and leave you with soggy little white clumps in your morning coffee, which is not a welcome sight.
At one point today I felt like I was going to pass out at my desk. The conclusion I came to was that there must be a gas leak. But I figured the office had some sort of warning system to let someone important know. So a few hours went by and I felt better, so I guess it wasn't a gas leak.
I took a cupcake order from a co-worker today for next Friday so I am still earning money for the down payment on my new car. Should you wish to contribute to this important fund I will let you know where you should send the check.
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strawberry fruit snacks with peanuts mixed in? YUCK! What snack company came up with that? I want their food distribution license revoked immediately!
netflix pissed me off this month. It took six weeks for Gran Torino to drop the 'long wait' status. How many copies do they have, two?
I watched 'Into The Wild' this weekend. I thought Emile Hirsch did a great job.
If you were liquid creamer, dairy or not, would you care to mingle with the dry substance designed to replace you?
I think not.
I don't know if this was your intention, but I totally laughed out loud about your suspected gas leak "so I guess it wasn't a gas leak". I just LOVED that.
that is all.
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