Why is it always assumed that I know where the people who sit in the cubicles around me are when they are not at their desks? Until HR lets me instal LoJack I don't see how this is possible. (Though chances are they told me where they were going and I just didn't hear them i.e. wasn't listening.)
I decided today I am jealous of people who know how to Photoshop. I consider myself pretty tech savvy but I must admit, having the ability to take one persons head and put it on another persons body for comedy alludes me.
The quality of glue on Post-It Notes seems to be getting less sticky as the years go on. Pretty soon I assume they will just be stack of paper that we have to use staples to affix to things. This should make it both awkward and painful if we want to put a "Kick Me" Post-It on someones back.
Generally I am good at avoiding the temptation that is my candy dish - that is, until someone when and put Tootsie Rolls in there. Damn you and your bulk candy selections. My afternoon candy coma is because of YOU!
~ The Office Scribe