Vending Machine FAIL: All I wanted was a Snickers bar because I was having a serious chocolate jones and what did the vending machine give me? A weird package of strawberry fruit snacks with peanuts mixed in. What if I were allergic to peanuts? Wait, then I guess the Snickers bar would have killed me too.
Never mix the powder non-dairy creamer with the liquid non-dairy creamer. They are mortal enemies who don't mix and leave you with soggy little white clumps in your morning coffee, which is not a welcome sight.
At one point today I felt like I was going to pass out at my desk. The conclusion I came to was that there must be a gas leak. But I figured the office had some sort of warning system to let someone important know. So a few hours went by and I felt better, so I guess it wasn't a gas leak.
I took a cupcake order from a co-worker today for next Friday so I am still earning money for the down payment on my new car. Should you wish to contribute to this important fund I will let you know where you should send the check.