Holy crap! I completely forgot to post on Monday, which I have been really good about avoiding lately. Damn, I am known for one thing, Manic Monday posts, and I forgot to post it. So here is a list of reasons why it didn't happen:
1) Paper cut. I received a paper cut on my index finger which felt like someone sliced through it with a katana. And while the pain was gone in a short while, it lasted long enough to not make me want to type a lot.
2) 420 - International "Smoke It If You've Got It" Day. Okay, so technically this was Tuesday, but I was so amped up about my trivia team, Blarney Stoned, playing pub trivia on 420 that I was distracted. Oh, and did I mention that at said trivia, the theme was "pot" and my team won!
3) Lack of excitement. I know I am known for turning the mundane into something awesome, but if the world doesn't provide me with material I am not going to make stuff up. I might have a degree in Fiction Writing but that doesn't mean I employ that crap here.
So all of you need to light a candle and hope that some cool stuff starts to happen in my office so I can write about it. Because if I continue down this boring track I am afraid you guys might leave me.
But you would never do that....
~ The Office Scribe
Sunburns, hang ups, and paper mouths
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