It all started a few months back, or whenever it was, when massive floods ravaged the town at the base of Machu Picchu, preventing anyone from visiting this iconic landmark. (If you didn't know, I work in international travel and as you can imagine, this provided us with some issues at my office.)
Next I awoke in the middle of the night to hear the dishes rattling in my cabinet as an earthquake shook the midwest.
Then a few days ago a volcano, which has been spewing stuff for months, decides to shut down 90% of the air traffic over Europe by sending giant plumes of ash into the sky which can be seen from space.
Sure, there have been a lot of doomsday signs lately, but nothing like what occurred today.
An e-mail was sent out today wondering if anyone wanted to order lunch from Jimmy Johns...
AND NO ONE DID!
People, I would suggest praying to your gods or lighting a candle or slaughtering a goat because things can not get any weirder than this.
~ The Office Scribe
*That isn't to say I didn't each lunch today. Actually, I was in the mood for soup so I ran to Panera. Now normally, I am all about the Cream of Chicken Wild Rice, but that is only served on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays. So I had decided to get Broccoli Cheese. But when I got to the counter THEY HAD CREAM OF CHICKEN AND WILD RICE.
Another sign of the apocalypse?