Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Secret Santa Can Suck It Year Deux!

So every year (and by *every* I mean the last two) Bee over at Bee's Musings haas hosted a blogger Secret Santa.  This is my first year participating and I drew Jean Knee from Put Some Polka Dots On It.  Now I knew nothing of this blog before it was assigned to me, and it is always really difficult to get a gift for someone you don't know.  


So, in the fine honor of Secret Santas, I have decided to give Jean something I would like to have:







An Eskimo?

No silly, it's a wearable sleeping bag!  How perfect is an article of clothing that you can wear and pass out in?  No more drinking too much and waking up in a cold alley.  Or lying on the hard sidewalk waiting for Best Buy to open on Black Friday so you can buy a $12 laptop.  Or, lying on the nasty carpet under your desk when you are too tired to drive home after putting in hours of overtime....

So enjoy Jean, and be warm and comfortable no matter where you are.

~ The Office Scribe

Want to see the mind numbingly awesome gift I received?  Head over the A Vapid Blonde to see possibly the best virtual Christmas present I have ever found under the tree.  (Though the chance of these nifty gifties fitting under my tree are slim to no way in hell)

9 comments:

Bee said...

Damn I want one of those! I could be walking in the park and then get sleepy so I could just drop wherever!

Jean Knee said...

I do love me anything that makes me look like a turtle.

just needs some polka dots

A Vapid Blonde said...

That is so awesome!!!! I would wear that to bed, A) because it is totally funny and B)it looks warmer than a frying pan

ReformingGeek said...

Nice. I needed one of those in my previous place of employment!

The Office Scribe said...

Jean, I tried to find one with polka dots but I just assumed yout could always throw some of those on yourself.

publicknitting said...

I need that. Like, really bad. It's awesometastic. And amazing. I could just lay down and take a nap anywhere...the possibilities!!

Ed Adams said...

that's awesome.

Do they make one that fits two?

Jean Knee said...

Oh hell yeah, I can polka dot that awesome thing right up.

it looks totally bear and chimp tearing your face off proof which is an a plus bonus

brookeamanda said...

I need one of those RIGHT NOW. My apartment is freezing!