Today I went to Panera for a salad and they asked me if I wanted a white or wheat baguette. I said "No, I don't want any bread" which I guess is code at Panera for "I am a terrorist and will blow this place and all the bagels sky high". Because they looked at me like I was a crazy person.
One of my co-workers came over to my candy dish today and traded one regular Reeses Peanut Butter Cup for three miniature ones because they have a higher chocolate to peanut butter ratio.
I spent a good portion of the day rubbing my nose because I think they turned they heat on in the building and it's now really dry in the office. I am pretty sure this action lead some of my fellow office mates to think that I was imbibing in a certain illegal substance - prescription nasal spray. HA! Just kidding. I meant cocaine.
I stopped at Starbucks this morning and when I was up waiting for my beverage, the barista told the guy two in front of me, that she had accidently made 2 Cinnamon Dolce Lattes (Um, ewww?) and so he could have both. He looked at her suspiciously, took one cup, and walked out. The woman in front of me goes, "hell, I'll take it". When the person in the green apron offers you a free drink, you take the free drink!
I think the outfit I wore to work today made me look like a Gloucester fisherman.
Don't tell IT - but I don't think I shut my computer off tonight. I think instead of "Shut Down" I chose "Restart".
You know how you can get workman's comp if you get injured on the job? I wonder if I can get my company to pay for hair dye since I found a gray hair this morning, which is obviously caused by stress on the job.
~ The Office Scribe
Sunburns, hang ups, and paper mouths
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