Thanks to my mom who, this weekend, reminded me that I have a blog and that I haven't posted on it in a while.
Blank stares are not an acceptable answer to any question. If you can't take the energy to at least furrow a brow or blink then I will never come to you for an answer again.
The nomination process for Employee of the Year came out today but since I didn't see the words "snarky", "sarcastic" or "cynical" on the list of employee attributes something tells me I won't be pulling down the votes.
The #1 reason I don't leave the office for lunch isn't to save money or dedication to my work - it's that on days like today, where there isn't a cloud in the sky and it's a balmy 73 degrees I fear I would not come back and be listed as MIA.
Try saying "canoodling in an igloo" 10 times fast.
~ The Office Scribe
"If it's not your butt, don't touch it"
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