I was sitting at my desk today and the little yellow Outlook envelope popped up to let me know that I had a new message.
So I do the logical thing - I immediately message a coworker and tell him I am quitting my job because I just won a ton of money in a lottery I never bought a ticket for.
His response - You too?
Damn! Apparently everyone in my office got the e-mail, which means we are all uber rich.
It's not fun unless it's special.
~ The Office Scribe
* Obviously I did not quit my job. That would be retarded. Have you see gas prices? I'd be able to drive a block and then I'd have to live out of my car on the corner and someone would make a documentary about me that would win them an Oscar and me a few extra nickels in my used Starbucks cup.
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