I spent a good portion of my day on Friday trying to figure out what kind of leave the Jolly Green Giant's toga was made out of. I did some math and used a ruler and figured those things have to be like 4 feet long. So I came to the conclusion that they must be from a tropical plant. But the JGG is always standing in what looks to be Ohio. Does he have them imported? And if so, I would assume they have to be checked at the border since it is vegetation.
I broke my own personal record and actually used the bathroom twice at work today. I blame the giant latte I grabbed on my way in and the snow I absorbed through my head since I didn't want to wear a hat and mess up my hair.
I don't know whether to be impressed by women who wear heels in weather like this or openly mock them for their poor choice in footwear.
All day I had the song "I Got A Feeling" stuck in my head. FYI - Tonight was a good night - if you consider laundry, reruns of "Veronica Mars", and eggplant parm a good night.
I understand why people wear headsets to talk on the phone, but my company needs to invest in the ones that light up when someone is on a call because quite often, I approach a person, start talking, and get no reaction because they are listening to the person on the other line. And that makes me look like a fool. And I don't like to look like a fool. Unless it is by my choosing. Or because of the Jell-O shots.
~ The Office Scribe
"If it's not your butt, don't touch it"
3 months ago