Monday, February 22, 2010

Manic Monday #22

I spent a good portion of my day on Friday trying to figure out what kind of leave the Jolly Green Giant's toga was made out of.  I did some math and used a ruler and figured those things have to be like 4 feet long.  So I came to the conclusion that they must be from a tropical plant.  But the JGG is always standing in what looks to be Ohio.  Does he have them imported?  And if so, I would assume they have to be checked at the border since it is vegetation.

I broke my own personal record and actually used the bathroom twice at work today.  I blame the giant latte I grabbed on my way in and the snow I absorbed through my head since I didn't want to wear a hat and mess up my hair.

I don't know whether to be impressed by women who wear heels in weather like this or openly mock them for their poor choice in footwear.

All day I had the song "I Got A Feeling" stuck in my head.  FYI - Tonight was a good night - if you consider laundry, reruns of "Veronica Mars", and eggplant parm a good night.

I understand why people wear headsets to talk on the phone, but my company needs to invest in the ones that light up when someone is on a call because quite often, I approach a person, start talking, and get no reaction because they are listening to the person on the other line.  And that makes me look like a fool.  And I don't like to look like a fool.  Unless it is by my choosing.  Or because of the Jell-O shots.

~ The Office Scribe


A Vapid Blonde said...

I would say everything but veronica mars...(who is she?)is a good night, except the song. I am so tired of it. I hate when Fergie yells out DARINK in the middle of it. Just ew!

The Office Scribe said...

I know! It's like she is on meth or something....oh, wait...

Travis said...

You have entirely too much time on your hands.

Wait. I should probably kiss your ass a little too.

Umm...My, what a you have!

The Princess of Sarcasm said...

I think eggplant parm makes for an awesome long as it involves wine and cheesecake too.

I say mock them. But that's just me.

Jello shots.....LOL

singedwingangel said...

I would kill for a decent eggplant parmesean.. well maybe not kill but do some serious bodily damage lol..

Erika said...

Agreed on the headsets for another reason. While working where several corporate gurus would shop on their lunch breaks I would frequently respond to someone speaking only to find that they were on a blue tooth I couldn't see.

CeciliaRose said...

Love! me some V. Mars =D