So going green it is. You know, all the steps you can take in life to make your carbon footprint smaller. Like getting rid of your perfectly drivable car by sending it to a junk yard where it can rot and spew toxins into the ground and replacing it with a zippy little Hybrid that is so quiet that the chances of you running down a blind person is off the charts.
Wait, where was I?
Oh yeah, the newest trend - Parking Lot Composting!
This trend is so new that I just learned about it today, as I was walking to my car, when I stepped on a blackened banana peel that someone had obviously placed there so that is could become one with the earth again. I felt so much closer to my fellow greenies as I scraped the rotting (strike that) decomposing mush off my Doc Martens* so that I wouldn't track it into my car.
So the next time you are munching on a piece of organic fruit that you bought for $6.99 a pound at Whole Foods and you don't know the best way to dispose of it, simply chuck it out your car window and let nature take its course.
Love the Earth!
~ The Office Scribe
* Yeah, I still have Doc Martens. This particular pair I have had for almost 10 years and they still look awesome, even as I am stepping in the goop deposited by someone too lazy to wait and throw their trash in a garbage can or at least the bushes...