Well, as I was driving home I saw someone working at a job where is his boss must be the biggest dick in the world. What as the job?
AIRPLANE BANNER PILOT
Holy hell good man! There was a severe weather warning with lightning and crazy wind. Trees were blowing around like a scene from "Twister". If I had seen a cow go by my car I wouldn't have been surprised.
But there you were, behind the controls of your itty bitty plane, flying into the black with your ever so important banner reading "REAL ESTATE: INVEST NOW!" with a phone number so small no one could read it.
I pray that you landed safely then choked your boss with the banner. Because that dude deserved it.
~ The Office Scribe
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I wonder if flying during a lightning storm qualifies for combat pay...
I tell my good friend the same thing......he's self employed.
Hey Randy, you want to grab a beer after work today?
Sorry, I have to work late.
I'm having a poker game Thursday. Are you in?
No, I have to get up early Friday and drive to San Diego for a client.
I have an extra ticket to a Cubs vs White Sox spring training game, you wanna go? We're talking beer and sunscreen in March.
I can't take a Friday off. I have appointments.
Randy, your boss is an asshole!
Drew - I think most jobs should have some sort of combat pay. Mine included.
Dadadadio - Yeah, I find that lots of people want the freedom of being self-employed and then end up working themselves to an early grave. It might be a pain to sometimes work for "the man" but at least the man lets you go home on Fridays.
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