Well, as I was driving home I saw someone working at a job where is his boss must be the biggest dick in the world. What as the job?
AIRPLANE BANNER PILOT
Holy hell good man! There was a severe weather warning with lightning and crazy wind. Trees were blowing around like a scene from "Twister". If I had seen a cow go by my car I wouldn't have been surprised.
But there you were, behind the controls of your itty bitty plane, flying into the black with your ever so important banner reading "REAL ESTATE: INVEST NOW!" with a phone number so small no one could read it.
I pray that you landed safely then choked your boss with the banner. Because that dude deserved it.
~ The Office Scribe