Step One - Get up from desk after watching coworkers mutter over printer and attempt to understand the cryptic paper jam removal instructions.
Step Two - Sigh heavily, attempting to conceal the smirk that is itching to spread on your face.
Step Three - Ignore paper jam removal instructions.
Step Four - Open tray 1, close tray 1.
Step Five - Open tray 2, close tray two.
Step Six - Turn machine 180 degrees, look in back, turn machine back.
Step Seven - Press the green button.
Step Eight - Bask in the glory of having fixed the printer jam, even though no paper was actually jammed.
Step Nine - Repeat steps one through eight at least once a day.
Seriously, I sometimes think the printer guys have installed some sort of candid camera and trigger paper jam errors by remote just to mess with us.
~ The Office Scribe
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