I opened up my day planner today and $5 fell out. It says something for being old school and still carrying a paper day planner. I mean, when was the last time someone had money fall out of their iPhone? I don't believe there's an app for that.
According to an article I read on Yahoo! today my candy dish means my workplace is open and inviting - a place where people want to hang out. I like having people stop by my desk. Not only does it make me feel popular but it also gives me a chance to pawn off unwanted work on sugar crazed coworkers.
All of my coworkers spent the day remarking about how cold it was in the office while I spent the day debating if I should turn on my fan or not. This can only mean one thing: I am a werewolf and I work with a bunch of vampires. Wow, who knew working in an office would be so trendy?
Someone put out a can of Hickory Smoked Almonds today and I tried one. The freaking but tasted just like a piece of bacon. And while I love bacon, things that taste like bacon kind of creep me out. I think next time I'll just stick to eating nuts that taste like nuts.
~ The Office Scribe
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