Manic Monday #15

It's always nice when someone brings bagels in on Monday.  It's nicer when those bagels are from Panera.  It's even nicer when the person gets the type of bagel I like:  The Everything Bagel.  Or as I like to call it, the agony and the ecstasy bagel.  For those who aren't familiar with the Everything it is a plain bagel topped with sesame seeds, poppy seeds, and, the key ingredient, onion.  The onion is what makes this bagel uberdelicious and produces the fetid breath that only copious amounts of strong coffee can cover.

One of my coworkers saw the "shark attacking a helicopter" photo today.  You know, this one:

So to be fair, I sent him this picture, so he could see that shark's side of the events that occurred that day:

I was accused of putting a rubber rat in someones cubicle today.  I was a bit shocked.  I thought my coworkers knew me better than that.  I would never stoop to anything so juvenile.  If I were going to put a rat in your cubicle it would be alive, you know, to keep things interesting.

~ The Office Scribe