Because I'm going to Israel.
I'l pause while the jealousy sets in.
Wait, you're note jealous?
Well you should be, because ladies and gentlemen, this isn't for a vacation. This is a...
Yep, and I leave in 2 weeks so there isn't much time to prepare. I've already downloaded the Bible onto my Kindle and keep saying "Shalom" to everyone, but I am looking for suggestions as how to prepare. I expect comments. Lots and lots of comments.
And ye be warned - if I think the comments are offensive, I'll delete them. Then I will mock you openly as being a horrible person. Why? Because this is my blog and I can do what I want!
~ The Office Scribe
"If it's not your butt, don't touch it"
4 weeks ago