... Drying off after a shower with sand paper.
... Trying to sneak a box of wine through airport security.
... Being a Flyers fan.
... Trying to get Lady GaGa to shop at the Gap.
... Riding bareback on a stegosaurus.
... Finding toilet paper in a Port-O-Potty at a summer festival.
... Force feeding a Big Mac to the president of PETA
... Not saying "That's What She Said" when someone says "But it's better when it's hard" (referring to ice)
... Reading the book Trainspotting.
... Going down a Slip-N-Slide without water.
Ladies. Gentlemen. It was a rough week.
So do me a favor and raise a glass of whatever you want and say a little prayer that next week is better.
And by better, I mean I win the lottery.
~ The Office Scribe
Cleanin' out my closet
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