Kudos to the high lords of all things time related for messing with both my external and internal clocks with a little thing called Daylight Savings Time. I almost forgot to head up to the front desk at 6:00 to answer phones because it was still light outside. The entire company may have collapsed like so many dominoes set up by a bored college student bent on trying to get into the Guinness Book of World Records.
The jar of M&M's on my coworkers desk is either the greatest thing since sliced bread or the origin of the zombie Apocalypse.
I don't know why I even bother taking the time to make To Do lists. I never get around to doing the tasks on them anyway.
Peanut Butter Cheerios may be the greatest breakfast invention ever.
Sometime I sit at my desk and think "What is that smell?" and before I can track it down, the smell is gone. I know - I'm weird. (I should point out that the smell is often pleasant - get your minds out of the gutter.)
~ The Office Scribe
"If it's not your butt, don't touch it"
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