Sadly I did not win anything at the office holiday party. So that makes my official stats when it comes to winning 2 wins, 4 losses.
Nothing like driving past the mall at noon on a Monday during what is supposed to be a bad economy and seeing every single parking spot full. (And don't judge me for not being at work on a Monday at noon - I took every Monday off in December.)
To the lady arguing in line at the grocery store - yes, there is a difference between cilantro and Italian parsley.
Fun fact - If you steal something the guys at Pawn Stars won't buy it. So the lesson there is lie about the origins of your awesome stuff, take the money and run.
I spent the day doing laundry and I still have no idea what to wear to work tomorrow.
~ The Office Scribe
Sunburns, hang ups, and paper mouths
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