According to every single holiday show on Lifetime, We, and the Hallmark Channel, Christmas is the time of year to make grand wishes.
Some people wish for peace.
Some people wish for love.
Me? My wish is much more grand and profound.
I wish to one day live in a world where plastic dry cleaning bags no need to bear a label that warns people that it is not a child's toy and that it shouldn't be placed over the head.
Charles Darwin, I am looking towards your ghost to make my wish come true.
~ The Office Scribe
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