The only thing better than going to a coworkers house for a party over the weekend is when the coworker brings in the leftovers. Free lunch!
Last nights "True Blood" episode was the television equivalent to the "What I Did Over My Summer Vacation" essay.
I'll admit it. I sometimes put nonsensical stuff on my meeting agendas just so it looks like I have more to talk about.
Biggest news of the day was when the jury came back in the
Obviously the people who live a few floors above me don't have jobs? How do I know? The spent their money on bottle rockets which they like to shoot off at 1:30 a.m. I swear if I find one more of those little red sticks in my parking lot, within inches of my car, I am going to cut someone. Or superglue their mailbox lock shut. Try getting your eviction notice now asshole! (Wait, that might be counterproductive...)
~ The Office Scribe
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I too am guilty of putting fake appointments on my calendar...it's usually a TV character name. No one ever says anything.
Check me out at http://sitdowncomic122.blogspot.com/ It's been a while since I've posted but there are a few cooky office tales there, all true stories.
Funny stuff.
Oh, and I heard on the radio this morning that Blagovich (?) could get up to 320 years. Said he would probably get at least a decade.
Yeah Ed, that's what Illinois all about - the prison terms for our governors. I may just join you in Indiana.
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