"Apathy is what people develop when they only have one more day of work left." - The Office Scribe
So I have Thursday and Friday off of work because twice a year I become what my friends mockingly refer to as a "gypsy" and sell my ware at a huge garage sale. I put up with the mocking because aside from getting rid of crap I no longer need and or want, I make some pretty decent money.
But because I have a short week at the old office, I have noticed that i just don't care what people are going to do while I am not there.
Example A:
Coworker - I need to work later on Thursday because I have someplace to go Wednesday night.
Me - I don't care.
Example 2:
Coworker - Did you see that (((fill in the blank))) is doing a presentation on Friday?
Me - I don't care.
Example III:
Coworker - Rumor has it a giant asteroid is going to plow into the western suburbs towards the end of the week and destroy all our cubicles.
Me - I don't care. (Meanwhile I start boxing my knick knacks just in case...)
I feel like Bradley Cooper in "The Hangover" where he is leaving school and the kid goes to ask him a question and he replies "You don't exist to me".
Can you tell I need a break?
~ The Office Scribe
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
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3 comments:
Not caring is a pre-req for office work.
"You don't exist to me".
I need to borrow that line. And will try not to use it on my kids first.
Nice post
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