The only thing bad about having a random day off in the middle of the week is all the prep work that has to occur so that the amount of work when you return isn't so overwhelming that you want to jump out of the window onto the cold concrete below. Hence the reason I was at work late today, scaring the cleaning people.
Yes, those are Scrumdiddlyumptious Bars in my candy dish. And if you give them to Slugworth, I will smack you.
My office would be better with some monkeys in it.
It makes me smile when the office building decorates for Christmas. So future husband, take note - if you want a grin out of me, all it takes is some faux garland and twinkle lights.
The beet de-icing stuff is back on the parking deck, and I hate it as much as I did last year.
~ The Office Scribe
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2 comments:
What office wouldn't be better with monkeys in it?
They should be standard issue.
Like staples and post-its and paperclips and shit.
Well, not shit. That's what the monkeys are for.
I'm watching Damages so I think everyone is evil right now and has ulterior motives for whatever they're doing. So why did you really write this blog post? ;)
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