My mom specifically wanted me to tell you about the baby Galapagos tortoises we saw. Why? Because they were adorable and will one day be the size of a coffee table.
See:
Yeah, cute as hell. And you can see they all have personalities already.
#1 Is the angry one.
#2 Is the flirty one
#3 Is the shy one
#4 Is the funny one.
They are one shell shy of forming an all reptile boy band. (Fun Fact: They won't be full grown for like 20 years. These things are like humans - but with better ninja skills).
There is always something weird about seeing someone you work with everyday outside of the office. I am 90% sure I walked past a dozen or so people and played the "do I work with them game".
People were keen to introduce me to their family members and significant others at lunch, but I had a condition which prevented me from shaking their hands. It's called double fisting - a Coke Zero in one hand and a Miller Lite in the other. (Come on people, it was hot! I was thirsty!)
Sadly, I did not win Employee of the Year (again). I think this is just because I am so awesome that others would weep openly if they thought that is how high the bar was set. (Or because I am too much of a handful...)
~ The Office Scribe
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I'm gonna go with the handful option.
And that sounded dirtier than I meant.
All the turtles need are some wigs and skanky outfits and you could market them as a pop band.....Awesome.
Have you considered the possibility that you really DID win Employee of the Year but there was some sort of election fraud that occurred? I think an investigation is in order.
Oh lord, please start that rumor that there was voter fraud. We could use a little drama in my office. I also want a rumor started that another department has been spiking their coffee with 'roids in order to bring in better numbers!
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